Me and the girlfriends sometimes get together and talk about reality shows and Perez Hilton’s website. Isn’t a biography not written by whoever it’s about nothing more than gossip? I mean, I love to gossip and all. It’s not an autobiography which disappointed me. I almost want to go to a coffee shop alone, sit there and not be bothered, and finish reading the Madonna Biography I bought this afternoon once I realized I was gay. You might be sitting there in your chair shocked about my being gay. A woman yelling while another looks down at a midget with a glare) I’m a little disappointed this is the sexiest picture they could find.
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Professional wrestling is just too incredibly manly for a gay man such as myself. My professional wrestling DVDs will have to be tossed into the trash. I’m going to have to get rid of all my manly things. I haven’t been gay for very long so I have a lot of Sex and the City to catch up on. It takes something like finding a new low-calorie food that I enjoy to make me scream like Carrie Bradshaw did on that one episode of Sex and the City when she saw the guy’s penis or whatever it was that would make her scream. Now that I have come out of the closet I can let you all know just how gay I am. I could go adopt a baby and start a civil union with a gay named Hank. If I was attracted to men then my being gay would be so simple. I don’t even notice men a lot of the time. I know we live in a modern-day when gay people are more accepted in society, but for me it’s different. I guess it’s best to come right out and say it though. Querying Major Sports Websites: I Have No Advice on This /1/que… 6 years ago
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